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Even if we found aliens that looked like crabs, they obviously wouldn't be crabs as we've defined them. They'd be... space crabs.

Amazon, the trillion-dollar behemoth, the brainchild of Lex Luthor lookalike Jeff Bezos, has been caught with its pants down.

Diversity and inclusion aren't "woke" concepts. They're basic human rights. And anyone who tells you otherwise can go choke on a chicken sandwich.

They're like the James Bond of the rodent world, minus the martinis, secret agent bit, bipedalism, British accent and rampant misogyny.

But what if someone were to use that tool to download the official music video for Taylor Swift’s “Shake it off”? Shock! Horror! Piracy!

A tale of culinary catastrophe, misplaced blame, and unrepentant assholery. It's a wild world out there folks.

I mean, have you seen the kind of crap they sell in grocery stores? Hell, a bit of lion meat might be the healthiest thing on the shelves!

It's like Sisyphus, but instead of pushing a boulder up a hill, you're trying to make a digital man run without faceplanting.

This Einstein of a man managed to drain about two million litres of water. That's enough to irrigate 600 hectares of farmland. But, you know, who needs crops when you can have a waterlogged phone that doesn't even fucking work anymore?

Activision, the money-grubbing, soul-sucking corporate entity, taking a dump on the very people who made them what they are. It's like watching a snake eat its own tail

The real danger here isn't comet strikes or floods, it's misinformation. Shows like "Ancient Apocalypse" are feeding into this narrative.

You've got these massive corporations, raking in billions, while their cybersecurity is about as robust as a wet paper bag. And why? Because they're too busy counting their money to give a damn about protecting their systems or their employees' data.

"Much-hyped Ron DeSantis presidential announcement a disaster on Twitter." Fox News Talking Head. Now, isn't that just a fucking delight? It's like watching a toddler trip over their own shoelaces, but this ain't no toddler, it's a grown-ass man who wants to be President. So, our boy Ronnie decides to

You'd think they were dealing with some high-level espionage shit, not some bloke leaking images of their latest shiny cardboard. It's like using a sledgehammer to crack a nut, and let me tell you, the only thing they're cracking is their own fucking credibility.