Dole's Ransomware Rumble: A Shitshow of Fruitful Fuck-ups
You've got these massive corporations, raking in billions, while their cybersecurity is about as robust as a wet paper bag. And why? Because they're too busy counting their money to give a damn about protecting their systems or their employees' data.
Ron DeSantis' Presidential Announcement: A Twitter Spaces Shitshow Hosted by Elon Musk
"Much-hyped Ron DeSantis presidential announcement a disaster on Twitter." Fox News Talking Head. Now, isn't that just a fucking delight? It's like watching a toddler trip over their own shoelaces, but this ain't no toddler, it's a grown-ass man who wants to be President. So, our boy Ronnie decides to
Wizard's of the Coast Unleashes Pinkertons: Threats and Intimidation in the World of Card Games.
You'd think they were dealing with some high-level espionage shit, not some bloke leaking images of their latest shiny cardboard. It's like using a sledgehammer to crack a nut, and let me tell you, the only thing they're cracking is their own fucking credibility.